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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:55:00 +0200

gaygothur: haemat: things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:54:21 +0200

haemat:

things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:

im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place

do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share

you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends

i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish

please dont crawl into my sleeves

(sings a duet with a cricket)

7. mosquito lil dude you’re on thin fuckin ice

babyanimalgifs: Not everyone experiences life in the same way

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:54:00 +0200

babyanimalgifs:

Not everyone experiences life in the same way

softest-star: kelssiel: kaijuno: kaible: brazilianwife: absolu...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:52:19 +0200

softest-star:

kelssiel:

kaijuno:

kaible:

brazilianwife:

absolute unit

ROUND!!!!!!!!!!

R O T U N D

A Full-bodied Experience

B O D E

orodromeus: showerthoughtsofficial: It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:10:07 +0200

orodromeus:

showerthoughtsofficial:

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

5 times you didn’t die and one time you did

downhomesophisticate:LOUDER

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:09:13 +0200

downhomesophisticate:

LOUDER

zinricky:made when i was bored via reddit.com/r/VaporwaveArt

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:08:32 +0200

zinricky:

made when i was bored via reddit.com/r/VaporwaveArt

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: carl-jung-lean: I love fat cats that get picked up and look kind of...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:08:23 +0200

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

carl-jung-lean:

I love fat cats that get picked up and look kind of alarmed about it as if their magnificent girth could have prevented this sort of injustice

“HOW THEY LIFT ME WHEN I AM LORGE”

badgyal-k: I’m fine as fuck and I really sat here and thought I wasn’t lmao what a scam.

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:51:07 +0200

badgyal-k:

I’m fine as fuck and I really sat here and thought I wasn’t lmao what a scam.

emo-sanders-sides-loving-unicorn: virgilanxiety: spoonmeb: si...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:50:59 +0200

emo-sanders-sides-loving-unicorn:

virgilanxiety:

spoonmeb:

sirfrogsworth:

I thought this was very sweet. Young Nassir asked his mother, Fatima, to his senior prom. It looks like they had a swell time and their outfits sparkled in all their matching glory.

That is so sweet 😭

they are both so beautiful wtf who gave them the righttttt

This is so sweet!

dirtysweetheart: orcbulge: I said it once n Ill say it again. Let . girls. be. disgusting. little....

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:50:22 +0200

dirtysweetheart:

orcbulge:

I said it once n Ill say it again. Let . girls. be. disgusting. little. oily. gremlins.

literally one of the biggest things I️ learned this year is that it’s okay to go out in public with messy hair. without makeup. in comfy clothes. you do not have to perform female attractiveness as some sort of toll just to EXIST in the world.

marina-pepsi: lieutenant-sapphic: helenrasing: lieutenant-sapphic: unironically liking “never...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:50:04 +0200

marina-pepsi:

lieutenant-sapphic:

helenrasing:

lieutenant-sapphic:

unironically liking “never gonna give you up” makes you immortal, invulnerable, and unstoppable. in this essay i will

Op where’s the essay

right here!

I clicked it without thinking about it perish op

youngblackandvegan: Some guys are just so boring. Like all they have to offer is dick, a few good...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:49:39 +0200

youngblackandvegan:

Some guys are just so boring. Like all they have to offer is dick, a few good morning texts, and a boring conversation. And people settle for it because they are desperate to have someone. But life should be exciting and relationships should be fun and spontaneous and bring out the creativity in both people. Well that’s what it has to be for me. That’s a must. Wanting to experience a life of enjoyment together is a form of intimacy

theglowpt2: if you’ve seen the breaking news that trump just signed an executive order today to end...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:49:26 +0200

theglowpt2:

if you’ve seen the breaking news that trump just signed an executive order today to end the family separation policy here’s some quick info to keep things in perspective

this doesn’t end the “zero tolerance” policy of prosecuting anyone who crosses the border “illegally”

the only thing this changes is that going forward, entire families will be detained together while awaiting prosecution

this offers no solution for freeing the thousands of children currently held in ICE child prisons or any path to reuniting them with their families

children will still be detained and treated as criminals

this will likely lead to thousands of families being held in ICE facilities and tent cities that will face the exact same issues of overcrowding, abuse, and inhumane conditions that exist in the child prisons

this is not a victory or a solution. This is the administration trying to cover their asses and avoid any more public outrage. They want people to see this as the end of the news story and go back to their lives. They want people to forget the thousands of children they are still keeping in cages in ICE facilities across the nation. This issue is not over and we cannot stop being outraged until we are given proof that the thousands of kidnapped children are returned to their families, and that the policy of arresting and prosecuting people who cross the border is ended.

fakehistory: Mods are asleep upvote actual fake history porn...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:47:54 +0200

fakehistory:

Mods are asleep upvote actual fake history porn (2018)

annleckie: zoe-of-the-veil: gingerweed-man: tilthat: TIL a man once sued McDonalds for $1.5...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:47:46 +0200

annleckie:

zoe-of-the-veil:

gingerweed-man:

tilthat:

TIL a man once sued McDonalds for $1.5 million because of “emotional distress” he suffered after receiving just 1 napkin with his meal.

via reddit.com

Except no that’s not what happened, that’s not why he sued, he sued because when he went to ask for more napkins, the staff started racially harassing him, all over fucking napkins. As for the amount, ut was probably exaggerated by the lawyer so when the court shrinks it, McDonalds would still have to pay at least something.

There are no such things as frivolous lawsuits made by individual people.

McDonald’s (and most businesses) have insanely good pr departments. The woman who sued McDonald’s for being burned by their coffee was turned into the face of “people will sue over anything” because suing over coffee being hot sounds ridiculous, right? Except for she was literally burned to the bone. The pictures are nauseating. What she went through was horrifying.

If you ever find yourself ridiculing an individual on a company’s behalf you’re probably just repeating pr propaganda

READ IT and remember next time someone talks about some “ridiculous” lawsuit that’s just a sign of how supposedly easy it is for individuals to make bucks off suing poor, helpless huge corporations for oh, no good reason at all.

Who wants you to believe that? Who benefits?

Yeah.

f1rstperson: hollowfacade: squided: breadedsinner: Uh hey quick question what the FUCK does...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:47:02 +0200

f1rstperson:

hollowfacade:

squided:

breadedsinner:

Uh hey quick question what the FUCK does that mean?

It means you need to agree to do a long list of things not in the job description for no extra wage and you can’t complain about it or ask for more money

Applicant must lick my boots during interview and tell me they enjoy it.

“I think my labor is worth a livable amount money” how millennial of you

bisexualpiratequeen: missvoltairine: bisexualpiratequeen: bisexualpiratequeen: Once a boy...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:46:36 +0200

bisexualpiratequeen:

missvoltairine:

bisexualpiratequeen:

bisexualpiratequeen:

Once a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘you’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I couldn’t keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘probably’ and fucked his mate.

some top advice from a slut, here, 90% of the time when some boy looks sad and tells you you’re too ‘x’ to keep up with it’s a ploy to get you to cut bits off yourself so you can come down to his mediocre level; instead, agree with him and fuck his mate

I am a slut
Wen on a dayte
With Boye who would
Manipulate
I’m not sway’d by
His saddened state-
I say okay
I fuck his mayte

The only good addition to this post

light-leaper: gigaguess: samsweetmilk: live from...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:46:08 +0200

light-leaper:

gigaguess:

samsweetmilk:

live from twitter

This is a roller coaster ride, start to finish.

Tom Waits pretending to be eight dogs

lafemmenuit: I’m tired of girls trying to invalidate their own feelings during times of pain,...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:45:10 +0200

lafemmenuit:

I’m tired of girls trying to invalidate their own feelings during times of pain, especially to their friends. Your break up meant something. That friendship you lost was a hard blow. I understand why you feel tired this semester. Sometimes this “modern woman” stereotype is patriarchy’s last attempt; patriarchy disguised as feminism. You don’t have to be “wise beyond your years”; your pain and crying does not mean you are not intelligent. If you feel your friends demand justification for your pain and ordeals, they’re not friends. You’re strong but human. Remind yourself emotional space is part of liberation.